here it is:

Brothers, today enemies are conquering footsteps to our door
now we will push em back
we will give them no mercy and we wil handle it with lightning speed and power
no one will stop us
no one will dare to stop us
and we wi...
Guardsman: Uh sorry to burst your bubble but the "enemy" is conquering our HQ
he has already took our 1st div. of the first company
General: oh shit ok ATTACK.....

*9 h of intense battle*

General:status report commisar
Commisar:yeah...about that we defeated them but another enemy is attacking.
General:who is their leader
Commisar: A strange person with a slice of bread for a head....oh my THEY ARE COMMING
General:RUN,GODDAMIT ,RUN
D.O.G:ATAKk
Joseph: We got them on their knees
Good Kitty:lol Sh00d up j0
Housmaster:NOW HIERZ A Go0D PLIAC To PUT MEH GARBAFKHJ
Woogy:WE KILLED BILLY
Joseph: not yet he is next on our schedule
Pikachu:PIKAKAPAPIKAPKAPI

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